Nov 27 2012
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Nov 26 2012
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Nov 25 2012
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Sep 15 2010
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I fucked a big barrel of catfish ‘cause it made me feel so sexy. Then I post the fact because I want feedback; but now I’m just rethinking the whole entire thing ‘cause I’m not that sure of my actions anymore…
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I’m thinking of contracting Polio for the advancement of my political career. FDR did it, and hardly anyone but Joseph Stalin ever ragged him for it.
Aug 31 2010
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I haven’t been on Tumblr in quite some time. My birthday was this past weekend, and all I can say is thank you to all women. The female body in all forms is the most beautiful thing eyes can gaze upon. Females are exquisite.
Thank you, women, for being you.




